I want to have Quentin Tarantino’s Babies (Non plot related spoilers)

I don’t know how to put this in a way that will sound sane and coherent so I won’t. GO WATCH INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS NOW. It is by far the most awesome Quentin Tarantino film ever made. Neo Nazi’s shit their pants when they watch that movie from the fear it induces…I personally Jizzed my pants…three times during that movie. I think Tarantino has somehow managed to break the speed of awesome, basically his movie is so awesome you can feel the awesomeness before you watch it. I MEAN FFS there is a scene with a chick eating STRUDEL AND HE FUCKING DOES A CLOSEUP OF THE STRUDEL

HOW

FUCKING

AWESOME

IS

THAT

SHIT

Yes you heard me, there is a closeup of STRUDEL in this movie, I mean who does shit like that. That’s how fucking awesome he is that he can make a closeup of pudding be fucking legendary. Just thinking about has made me jizz myself again.

THEN OH MY FUCK. I WANT TO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO LIEUTENANT ALDO REINE, THAT MAN IS FUCKING BRUTAL. I swear, he knows how to fucking deal with NAZI’s HE JSUT FUCKING SCALPS THEM then leaves their corpses strewn about the french country side for other nazi’s to find. HOW FUCKING BRUTAL IS THAT??????? Then on the rare occasion he lets a Nazi go he carves a fucking SWATSIKA into their forehead so they never forget what they once were. that SHIT IS BRUTAL. ONLY A MAN THAT FUCKING BRUTAL would take a squadron of jewish men deep into Nazi controlled france just to go on a killing spree…with the sole intent of fucking with the german morale.

SO TAKE THIS AS A FUCKING INSTRUCTION. GO WATCH INGLOURIOUS BASTARDS NOW!!!!!!

OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE IT O_O

Ok so I had this whole piece planned about the weekend but that’s on the laptop and I am not amped to finish it but I might butcher some of it for other purposes . What I am writing to you is about something so awesome I think I just wet myself.

OMW Another 500 words of Nothing

Nothing, nothing whatsoever is here except random dribble about my day, Things that are going to happen in the future and other menial things that will no doubt bore you. So I suggest you just leave now and don’t bother reading the rest because it’s not interesting. I mean who wants to read what an 18 year old with an ego the size of Jupiter has to say. No one sane I’ll tell you…so basically if you’re still reading they might aswell cart you off to the mad house right now.

Gaming is Negatively affecting the youth

It took me a while to realise this, to get over my delusions that games were innocent and that they did not harm us. I spent many nights chanting to myself that blowing the heads off zombies was not making me a different person. All the while I slept with a machete lest the zombies attack. I wonder why it took me so long to realise this horrible truth.

…..There is no Freaking Iced tea in that shit….

Good…early afternoon my readers. Today is the day when I report back on my happenings last night which is actually going to read more like a 500 word essay on how crap long Island Iced Tea’s taste. Huh what you ask me, or you don’t because you’ve had one and you know what I am talking about. Shall we get started, yes I think that’s a good Idea.

OMG it’s BEEN LIKE FOREVER

I’m sorry I’m Sorry, Stop laying on the guilt I know I have been neglecting the blog but I’ve been busy drooling on windows seven and before that there was exams and other shit. So here I am though, updating so no need to fret my little sheep I have returned. So what do I have to report on….hmmmmm… Let’s see where to start.

So I wrote exams and the only I dread more than the exams is getting my report on monday because I get the feeling I am going to suffer just a bit which is just horrid because I will get crap from the school owner… a woman who can drag on disappointment for hours at a time. It’s not the disappointment that gets to me though…It’s the boredom. Imagine someone droning on about how you are losing opportunities you aren’t even interested in because you did average in a subject you don’t like or care about. imagine this going on for an hour or two and you aren’t sure which parts are directed at you because your entire class is getting this talk.

So that’s crap and I have that to look forward to next term. Then what else happened…oh yes I get the same situation but in person from my science teacher…happy days, especially since she screams and shouts and makes low marks sound like an affront to her very existence. Chances are she will end Up reading this then i will really be in Crap but I don’t care.

In the department of Good news….I have been using Windows 7 which is perfect except that it takes me 15 minutes every morning to get the internet working so I need to find out What the fuck is going on there. But other than that I love it. It’s fast, it’s easy to use and it does this cool thing which makes windows go invisible. Chances are that if you are interested in windows 7 all this is old news and for those of you who couldn’t give a rats ass…well you don’t give a rat’s ass. So this is all rather pointless, but anyway it’s awesome I love it and I don’t care who knows about our love.

A few posts back I did a bit of a semi Introductory piece on The Adin Van Ryneveld guy and he posted a comment…I would link back to the post but I am a lazy bastard so look for it yourself. Anyway he commented and said we should meet before I do my next post on him which will be awesome because it’s probably going to be fun but more importantly it’s going to be something to do that isn’t sitting at my computer for 16 hours a day. So looking forward to that…So Adin Get your ass on Skype I’ve been waiting for you, that is unless you’ve been on Skype but it’s always when my internet fails in that case I apologise for using an expletive.

Ok I think I have dawdled on for long enough to make up for my absence…I think I shall be posting a bit more. Expect an update on the farewell party I am going to tomorrow night. A piece of fiction about a badger who loves bananas and a review of how good your mom is in bed.

I think it should be called Professional Bummism

I have discovered this interesting thing on facebook, actually about a month back already but it only occured to me to blog about it today. I firstly have to thank my mom for this because following this guy has been rather fun and as soon as I can find a way to participate better in his little experiment I intend to do so but for now blogging about him shall have to suffice.

I Have Discovered the Joy of Editing Wikipedia articles

have you ever discovered something accidently and then realised that this discovery was going to change the way you spend a lot of your time. Well that’s what happened today when a certain friend advertised a certain comical Wikipedia edit that he had made here this prompted me to first edit his horrible grammar and add a snide remark of my own. He promptly removed my snide remark and reprimanded me but this did not bother me as I started to troll Wikipedia at that moment.

Do you hate studying…because I hate studying

Guess what I am doing at the moment, come on it’s not that difficult. Oh come on guess. It’s in the title for Pete’s sake. Fine then if you aren’t going to guess then I have to tell you. I am studying, Otherwise known as the most boring activity this side of the Galaxy unless there exists a planet on our side of the galaxy where a commonly engaged activity is to repeat the word boredom to oneself for 8 hours straight.

You Fokken Creatures

Last Night I decided I would go watch District 9 seeing as I had nothing else to do. Now I had heard good things about the movie and seen that Peter Jackson produced it so this movie had quite a bit of hype to live up to. So as I sat in the movie house explaining to my mother why somebody should be excited to watch anything produced by Peter Jackson I started hoping it did live up to the hype.