OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE IT O_O

Ok so I had this whole piece planned about the weekend but that’s on the laptop and I am not amped to finish it but I might butcher some of it for other purposes . What I am writing to you is about something so awesome I think I just wet myself.

OMW Another 500 words of Nothing

Nothing, nothing whatsoever is here except random dribble about my day, Things that are going to happen in the future and other menial things that will no doubt bore you. So I suggest you just leave now and don’t bother reading the rest because it’s not interesting. I mean who wants to read what an 18 year old with an ego the size of Jupiter has to say. No one sane I’ll tell you…so basically if you’re still reading they might aswell cart you off to the mad house right now.

…..There is no Freaking Iced tea in that shit….

Good…early afternoon my readers. Today is the day when I report back on my happenings last night which is actually going to read more like a 500 word essay on how crap long Island Iced Tea’s taste. Huh what you ask me, or you don’t because you’ve had one and you know what I am talking about. Shall we get started, yes I think that’s a good Idea.

OMG it’s BEEN LIKE FOREVER

I’m sorry I’m Sorry, Stop laying on the guilt I know I have been neglecting the blog but I’ve been busy drooling on windows seven and before that there was exams and other shit. So here I am though, updating so no need to fret my little sheep I have returned. So what do I have to report on….hmmmmm… Let’s see where to start.

So I wrote exams and the only I dread more than the exams is getting my report on monday because I get the feeling I am going to suffer just a bit which is just horrid because I will get crap from the school owner… a woman who can drag on disappointment for hours at a time. It’s not the disappointment that gets to me though…It’s the boredom. Imagine someone droning on about how you are losing opportunities you aren’t even interested in because you did average in a subject you don’t like or care about. imagine this going on for an hour or two and you aren’t sure which parts are directed at you because your entire class is getting this talk.

So that’s crap and I have that to look forward to next term. Then what else happened…oh yes I get the same situation but in person from my science teacher…happy days, especially since she screams and shouts and makes low marks sound like an affront to her very existence. Chances are she will end Up reading this then i will really be in Crap but I don’t care.

In the department of Good news….I have been using Windows 7 which is perfect except that it takes me 15 minutes every morning to get the internet working so I need to find out What the fuck is going on there. But other than that I love it. It’s fast, it’s easy to use and it does this cool thing which makes windows go invisible. Chances are that if you are interested in windows 7 all this is old news and for those of you who couldn’t give a rats ass…well you don’t give a rat’s ass. So this is all rather pointless, but anyway it’s awesome I love it and I don’t care who knows about our love.

A few posts back I did a bit of a semi Introductory piece on The Adin Van Ryneveld guy and he posted a comment…I would link back to the post but I am a lazy bastard so look for it yourself. Anyway he commented and said we should meet before I do my next post on him which will be awesome because it’s probably going to be fun but more importantly it’s going to be something to do that isn’t sitting at my computer for 16 hours a day. So looking forward to that…So Adin Get your ass on Skype I’ve been waiting for you, that is unless you’ve been on Skype but it’s always when my internet fails in that case I apologise for using an expletive.

Ok I think I have dawdled on for long enough to make up for my absence…I think I shall be posting a bit more. Expect an update on the farewell party I am going to tomorrow night. A piece of fiction about a badger who loves bananas and a review of how good your mom is in bed.

Swimming in Poetry

Well after intense discussion I have finally got myself my first additional contributor to the blog…sort off. Cat or as most of you know her KittenNooblet has a Da account where she posts her poetry. Every Few days I shall scour her profile and pick the poetry which I deem safe and post the links here. I expect all of you to read it because firstly she is one of the best the only poet I know, aswell as being extremely talented..to the point that she has gotten a piece of her work published already.

I’m lazy….so I need someone else to make me look productive

Hi there my loyal maggots, I’ve been absent these past few days despite having a new post window open for close to all the time. It would seem that the thought of my impending Maths exam has stricken me with a kind of writers block. So I thought that this would be a good time to reach out to my readers and ask you for something.

I had been contemplating asking people if they would want to write for my blog for a while now and I think this dry streak has finally given me the push to go ahead with that Idea. If you want to write random shit but aren’t inclined to manage your own blog then come to me, there are a few of your saddened little souls that I intend to ask personally if you would be willing to slave away endlessly to keep this little black stain on the internet with new content and you will be getting personal messages from me soon. IF you don’t get a message then chances are I either think your writing is crap, not suitable to my blog or I have no Idea you even write. So feel free to ask me unless I specifically come up to you and say…”look, I know you like writing but I have seen cow dung with better grammar than the stuff you write.”

Also people come on, there are like 20 of you who read my blog and it’s not growing. I need hundreds of thousands of readers so I can spread my worldwide agenda. How am I supposed to take over the world if I have 10 university students, 5 highschool students and 5 people who live in their basement reading my blog. So spread the word of the lair…especially those of you who go to Stellenbosch, anyone you manage to convince to read my blog will probably be so stoned they might actually be tricked into thinking my writing is the godlike achievement I make it out to be.

So I thank you in advance for the requests which I know I won’t get because I need to shower. So I leave you with an image of me soaping up my hairy ass.

EvilBelgian
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I think it should be called Professional Bummism

I have discovered this interesting thing on facebook, actually about a month back already but it only occured to me to blog about it today. I firstly have to thank my mom for this because following this guy has been rather fun and as soon as I can find a way to participate better in his little experiment I intend to do so but for now blogging about him shall have to suffice.

I Have Discovered the Joy of Editing Wikipedia articles

have you ever discovered something accidently and then realised that this discovery was going to change the way you spend a lot of your time. Well that’s what happened today when a certain friend advertised a certain comical Wikipedia edit that he had made here this prompted me to first edit his horrible grammar and add a snide remark of my own. He promptly removed my snide remark and reprimanded me but this did not bother me as I started to troll Wikipedia at that moment.

Do you hate studying…because I hate studying

Guess what I am doing at the moment, come on it’s not that difficult. Oh come on guess. It’s in the title for Pete’s sake. Fine then if you aren’t going to guess then I have to tell you. I am studying, Otherwise known as the most boring activity this side of the Galaxy unless there exists a planet on our side of the galaxy where a commonly engaged activity is to repeat the word boredom to oneself for 8 hours straight.

Moving around the furniture

Well I settled on a new theme and this one doesn’t have a header Image. Well that makes life simpler and slightly less bandwidth intensive for the cheap bastards that reside amongst my readers. So what do you think…too green. I’m thinking that if I can wrap my mind around the CSS of changing that. If you want to help me do this then don’t hesitate to offer. I mean it wouldn’t kill you to be helpful for once.

So yes new theme. Comment here to tell me what you think. I personally like how it’s much cleaner than the old one and less likely to turn you into an emo cry baby, which I really need considering the bummer of a story I have planned for next week. Here is a hint, it’s about a kid writing exams. apply the general formula of my previous depro stories and you get the general idea.

Is there anything else I wanted to say……oh yes, I am currently talking with a gentleman by the name of Ultima regarding a certain 12 kicks he will be dishing out to a certain Golradir and how I may have exclusive video content of the kicks on my blog. I say this with confidence that our golradir friend cannot run fast enough to get away from his punishment. So watch this spot because you may soon be cringing in mutual pain while watching a very horrifying video.