Damn I Forgot, This is a blog not a deviant art account

So Hello there Internet. It occured to me as I wondered what to write for the blog today that I am infact starting to paint the image of a whiny emo kid. I apologise, this is not who I am and over the next few days I shall endeavour to prove this to my three readers. Namely Cat, casey and friend of cat’s whose identity is a mystery to me.

As of now I shall sprinkle in between the depression inducing nightmares that is my fiction and personal essays also be doing what one is meant to do in a blog namely talk inane bullshit. I will aswell try to attract readers to this dark whole that is my blog. I am sorry I will be changing the theme so that it does not suck the very fabric of your soul away from you.

Which brings me to a very important factor. THERE IS NO SOUL. There we go I said it. from here on in if I refer to a soul i refer to it as a dramatic device that is actually meant to mean something else probably something different every time. and if some pissy little religious nut says but you said soul I shall just post the link to this area and that will be end of discussion. If I have offended your tiny skull then I am most certainly not sorry.

To close off I would like to say thank you to whoever reads this and comments because the 10th person to comment gets his(or her) very own…………..(I’ll tell you once the tenth comment is posted)